It’s come out recently that Barry Bonds might be signed by the Oakland A’s.  This is patently unacceptable.  While I may love to see the A’s win, I will not do it on the back of the biggest jerk and reputed cheater in baseball.  So if the A’s sign him this winter, I will be packing up all of my fan gear, my jerseys, my hats, my shirts and my media guides, my programs and my scorecards and I’ll be mailing them to Billy Beane.

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